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One day back in 1986, I said to my husband, Art,...”Art,” I said. “Let’s take a trip to the Black Hills.”
“Great idea,” he said. “Greater still, let’s borrow my dad’s motorhome.”
And so began our vacation from hell.

It all started when we excitedly got in the 1975 motorhome, eager to begin our journey from Regina, Saskatchewan, to Rapid City, South Dakota.
“What is that putrid stench?” I so delicately inquired as we got going. Art didn’t know, but was pretty sure it was nothing important and would go away soon. NOT! It seemed to get worse as we drove. However, a quick check of everything turned up nothing. So on we went.
Several hours later we had crossed the border and had made it to the thriving metropolis of Williston, North Dakota. We decided to fill up with gas before finding a campground. It was at the gas station that our timing chain went. Ouch! Not only were we blocking the gas pumps, we could find no one to help us; the American equivalent of the CAA had shut down a week previous. Shortly, two police cruisers arrived to help. To bystanders, it appeared as if we were being detained for a border violation or busted for drugs. Eventually all they accomplished for us was finding a 24-hour garage. (It was 9 p.m.) Have you ever seen a motorhome getting towed? So the first night of our trip was spent at an AMOCO auto repair—scenic! For the next two days and nights, 1 - 3 mechanics worked on the motorhome at a time. We mostly played cards while breathing in, this time, engine fumes.
On our first day there, after discovering that Williston (at that time) had no shopping mall, movie theatre, or bowling lane, we headed out to its only pool and tennis courts, which were, of course, across town. We hopped on the 10-speeds we had borrowed from family and had a relatively good time. As we headed back to our “home away from home”, I said to Art, “I think something is wrong with this bike...” at precisely the time the entire pedal fell to the ground. A couple hours later, when we had completed our walk across Williston, we were greeted with “You’ve got to be kidding” or “Do you guys buy lottery tickets?” from our buddies, the mechanics, who were now beginning to feel quite sorry for us. Later that night as we sat—you guessed it—playing cards, we heard a TWANG from the back of the motorhome. This time the gear shift of the 10-speed had shot off with no discernible cause. Good bikes.
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